have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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