i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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