I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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