"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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