She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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