Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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