I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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