I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
