"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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