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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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