I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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