It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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