This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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