All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hippo gnu deer
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize