Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
