This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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