We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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