BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm passing your future prison.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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