This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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