Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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