i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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