isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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