We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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