Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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