am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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