its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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