I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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