So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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