some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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