you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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