Your tits are I can't wait for
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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