Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
it glows. i had to have it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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