Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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