So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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