The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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