I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I smell like Dick and happiness
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