Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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