Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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