Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Enjoy the penises
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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