Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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