this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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