Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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