I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Alive.
So much puke
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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