I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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