Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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