There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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