It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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