I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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