what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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