The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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