Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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