I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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