yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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