I wish I only lived at night.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
