11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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