id be glad to
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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