we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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